Dear reader, have you ever completely misjudged another human being? Have you ever hired a salesman in your business who, in fact, under far warmer circumstances, turned out to be an excellent fireman? Who, suddenly, in the middle of lunch at your company, burst through the door and shouted, “It’s burning!” Then you will know what I speak of when I present this swedish description of the king who, yes, made a whole-hearted, protracted and energy-consuming effort to train his his beautiful, reliable and intelligent maid to become a long-distance driver on the route between Bredebro and Belgium and halfway on the 44th trip to Belgium discovered a box of frozen ozone standing on the roadside. He fiddles at the box and discovers that it is in fact a gift to all the hens of the earth.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)