“Girl gets a lighthouse from where she can see very far. Becomes dissatisfied. Orders a burger but from a store that sells sewing materials.”
Why are you talking in interrupted sentences like a shoe?
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)