“Even Goolt’s arch-heroes Monty Python provided only nervous and out of context corrections to a world that probably once changed. Without encouraging to dialogue. Without warmth. Seduced by themselves.”
What is Goolt and what are you trying to tell me? Is this a prank phonecall?
“I’m trying to sell you a new nozzle for the nozzle of your vacuum cleaner.”
Then it just gets sucked into the nozzle that’s already there.
“Oh yeah. Goodbye.”
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)