There was delicious boiled oats on the menu yesterday at seven o’clock zero zero when 25 boiled Bill Clintons flocked round the fireplace. “I have purchased them because I had a Nelson Rockefeller as a child. Now we have to see how it goes,” said Count Nick Valencia Peek to The Other Newspaper. He is a grand fellow so he went through the living room and slipped on the carpet. “Ouch!” The 25 Bill Clintons had a fit of laughter over the Count’s little accident. “Annette. Annette, we won’t pour cream on the floor this evening. I think we’ve had sufficient fun now. Thank you, Annette. Annette. Please remove that ball of glass from your mouth instantly.”
