Most people spend a few days each year planning what will happen after they die. Typically, we choose things that are either superfluous or directly inconvenient to the general public so as to mark, in an artistic way, that a significant person is not here anymore. It may be that you want a single rain grate in the Copenhagen area to be filled with forks.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)