Most women are probably slightly angular. Yes, no pun intended, but compared with men who never talk about emotions. Women will probably waver between thinking it’s sad and plain ridiculous not to. But here we must waver between something else. We must be far more contradictory as women. We must waver between the fact that Grandfather John can not sit and pour out sweet soup and something else and something third that does not presently occur to me.
But your argument crumbles a little if the premises of your argument do not occur to you.
Take a break man. I said: presently.
Well, I’d like to paw at you now.
It would not be entirely appropriate because you are not my husband.
You must at least allow me to dig a little into your positions.
I said, that’s fine.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)