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Allan on His Pants


In the beginning of reading of Allan Pants’ new book, briefly called Allan on His Pants, every word surprised me. However, a number of questions came up in the middle of the surprises in the form of, for example, the word “it”: Was it Allan’s own pants? Didn’t he wear pants? If so, why not? Fortunately, these lemon-yellow questions were quickly answered: It was, in actual fact, Allan’s own pants. At one point he walked around without pants. The reason was that he had forgotten to put them on.

After answering the questions, the author indulges in a lengthy description of various green things in chapter two, while the reader cunningly skips four chapters.

Oops! Should not have done. The reader has unsuspectingly opened a tobacco shop in the middle of a knight’s market, while the author can, haughtily and in an uplifting voice, continue his stupid story.

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.