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Artist listened to what she thought was God while she painted clouds on a light blue tile, but in reality it was allegedly God and a rather interesting irrigation plant next door


Why do you think God chose to be almost drowned out by a brand new irrigation system?

“Why are you asking stupidly? You know well that the ways of the Lord are past understanding, and that you must not provoke God.”

Well in the media, we tend to hold critical journalism and its ideals pretty high.

“But you shouldn’t hold them that high.”

Why do you think God dropped by next door?

“Well, I must say the same thing as before and remind you of something we all know; that God is everywhere and with all people all the time because He loves us.”

Is journalism ungodly in your eyes?

“Pretty often it is so, but God saves us because He loves what we love. He is interested in our activities. Some of them, at least.”

How can you use the word God in almost all your sentences? How do you have so much understanding of God?

“Everyone knows God. I am a fictional person in a humorous online newspaper. I am defined like this from the author’s hand. Notice that what makes me fictitious is not the convention that I am fictitious, but the very fact that I am extremely poorly drawn. Even the finest and most vivid fictional characters by Shakespeare and Tennessee Williams are extremely poorly drawn.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.