An unusual light was found this morning at Hvidovre Hospital.
Chief Physician Johan Karboder: “At the hospital, we have many usual lights from lamps and fluorescent tubes. Therefore, an unusual light is of course remarkable and also a little weird and mysterious.”
When The Other Newspaper arrived at the hospital, the finder, Dook van Dut, was unable to answer. He lay in a hospital bed. He was, well, dead.
“It was a terminal patient. When you are so sick, you must, well, die. But it would really delight me personally if you did not try to talk to him. You did not know him personally.”
The physician actually seemed a little strange.