A nice rustic handful of hopeful sounds that have recently been captured in the noisy and quiet Russian metropolis are being played across most of the world during these hours. It’s wonderful to listen to. One who shouts at a lamppost. One who farts. One who washes himself under a tree. But no one hurries. That would only bother most people to listen to.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)