By Vivian Morten
It’s ringing in her ears. So loud that The Other Newspaper’s employee can hear it. She is unaffected.
She leans her head back and speaks without laughing.
“I am impressed by the emotional spectrum that modern pop music now covers with all its glorious evergreens. In this sense, capitalism has been for the better. In other respects, capitalism has been like pouring sugar on top of sugar without noticing the person who actually pours the sugar.”
There is a striking, hairy silence as she continues.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)