“Can you hear,” chews Gretchen Mousey-Kath in the grass, “these leaves of grass are fake.”
I pretend I agree completely, smile, put a tuft of the turf in my mouth and munch eagerly.
The waiter comes by and arranges three glasses on our table. The photographer smiles eagerly at Gretchen. It should have been the opposite.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)