On the first Thursday in fifth grade, Danish children learn the meaning of the word closer which is known from the phrase “Come closer!” The teacher receives the schoolchildren disguised as a baker.
Researcher P. Bush:
“The Danes who were not in school that day typically live in the outskirts of Russia for a period in their youth. We’re trying to find out why. They live in the part of Russia where you speak beginner Russian.”
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)