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Correct Time Division Led to Unreasonable Swapping Proposal

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Many philosophical boys evolve the theory that the day can be divided into crackers of the kind used on New Year’s Eve. Not to get the party going but because it is the done thing. A day is equal to a cracker. You get what you pay for. Hours are the cheap, but beautiful, models of fish, minutes oval pieces of amber, while seconds are simply diamonds of the most impressive kind seen in a long time.
This theory is good. Everyone can see that. But like any good theory, it’s incredibly easy to take advantage of, misuse, and forget during a cruise around the Shetland Islands, a late afternoon with Gregor and his new dog and Svip.
Liberalists argue that you must take the right path if you want to divide the week into seven crackers. The question is which path these fools refer to and whether


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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.