Concerning his feelings about his identity, the cousin’s cousin is none less than the cousin’s cousin. Thus, the article is not about the cousin or cousinhood at all. The article deals with himself as well as the journalist who interviews him. But the journalist is not the cousin and the cousin works as a physiotherapist. So far so good.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)