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“Dammit, I Feel Like Running after A Sheep”


“Dammit, I feel like running after a sheep. And then like catching it or just flicking it on the tail. And just run all I can. And before that be hit on the head with a ruler. That is, by the owner of the sheep. Moan. Feel the clayey sandy soil under my bare feet. Run through wild bushes, like a baby, all by myself. That’s why I play tennis. With closed mouth and body. Over the red court to my favorite food, water, in a green bowl in the middle of the it. Am I done now? And next to the bowl, a little knapsack. I feel so clever when I prompt to physical activity. So extremely bright.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.