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Disney dog Scamp marries inner supermodel

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»I went directly to the media after I had married Scamp the Disney dog. Scamp had only a single page of Donald Duck magazine when I was a kid. Totally unfair. Scamp is the most complex and, I’d say, the most generous person I know.«

Ebba Skammelsen waves her hand and a waiter brings more sweet wine. Four meringue are rejected with a smile. She’s an inner supermodel. Most recently, her beautiful interior graced the covers of Vogue and Marie Claire. The media usually calls her four times a day. This time it was she who took the initiative and contacted Den Anden Avis (The Other Newspaper). Scamp barks in the background:

»Scamp kiss fat man.«

Ebba pats her husband on the head:

»Scamp kiss Jewish lady with big hands working in the supermarket. But in a moment now. We gotta make this interview.«

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.