It is easier to have a pair of feet than a religious belief in the The Red-Green Alliance of Copenhagen. Ten toes. Simple, if you do not start with zero and have to start over. Feet are not opium for the people when you remember to take a bath.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)