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Europe’s Stupid and Envious Bewitched with Ordinary Stick


Just like in the old days, Europe’s stupid and envious have been bewitched.

Author Dob Olson throws the responsibility on to the wise: “It happened because the wise only thinks of themselves. The wise have completely failed. Half of them only think of Audi and the other half only think of figs built up nicely so they represent a Volkswagen. None of them considers going to the theater and giving a long speech.”

Sorcerer Cabbage Lambada believes that the stupid and envious are easy to bewitch:

“You can bewitch them with a common stick. That will do. A tassel. A stick. A soup spoon. By the way, I just happened to bewitch myself with the mouthpiece of a Tuba. Now I’m blue on my back. It usually disappears when I eat lots of cornflakes.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.