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Story-Kim talks about forbidden and deeply unreasonable feelings in modern-day Sweden and fun dot bars from Norway that you can use to dot each other, so that you, the dotted one, you idiot, are surprised, no matter what you are doing and you then begin to laugh out loud. And laughter is truly included in the book. It is a frightfully witty book. The whole world’s fun stuff is included in this dream of a book, if one is interested in where the heck it has gone. Kim has both humor and cigars, as this man-about-town expresses it, and it is, after all, a quirky wording that gets you in a good mood.
The book has a single weakness. I don’t think Blurt-Kim should have blurted out with what the letters in the company name AGFA stand for and how much rice costs in Pootsville. And as he begins to narrate through several chapters about a very ordinary dance cocktail of the kind you receive when you step out to the middle of the dance floor, it’s as


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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.