The Folketing *) has adopted a new bill which implies that ferries henceforward will have more childish names. Otherwise, the MPs will force their way into the houses and smash glass, furniture and equipment.
Wise man Woman Jepsen gives this account of the situation:
“The cause of frustration among the MPs and this very indecent approach of smashing things, is that the number of incomprehensible childlike names for ferries currently is much smaller than the number of understandable names.”
*) The parliament of Denmark.
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