What is a food accident?
“Well. Imagine that you are philosophizing about freedom of speech in the supermarket.”
“And then a tower with cans tumbles over.”
“Or you crawl through a huge flue with pictures of feet.”
“And then a huge bread and butter with herring lands and crushes the tunnel so you have to crawl out again and wash the dishes.”
“That’s food accidents.”
“Or examples of them.”
“Of food. Food accidents.”