Hottentots are quite small. Now they have settled on an island to be left in peace. From all the tall ones. But if you are small and have fully legal needs that are quite unreasonable, the little strange ones offer a free ferry ticket. Do you fancy being awakened by a self-important person who, by mistake, wishes you a happy birthday by a text message?
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)