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“I tell you, I was just sitting here and I felt something big.”

I am very interested in other people’s feelings. But you don’t have to say what it was.

“Why not?”

I don’t know. We sit on a bench and everyone should be allowed to feel something big.

“That’s a good theory.”

But I still don’t want to ask you what it was.

“Hm.”

I don’t want to be rude.

“Hm.”

But we’re just sitting here. Maybe I think it’s a little strange that you reveal to me that you just felt something big in the first place. Why not keep it to yourself?

“Hm.”

It seems totally unmotivated. Why not use the big feeling you just felt to think about what we we’re talking about?

“Now I have forgotten the big feeling as well as the topic of our conversation.”

Then you should have told me what the big feeling was

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.