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I’m the great inquisitor AstonishingGardenDoorWithPelican


I’m the great inquisitor AstonishingGardenDoorWithPelican. I will hold anyone who speaks against me responsible with their lives and my red hordes will burn down the homes, string up the rebels and their secret backscratchers, henchmen, tools and backers and offer those who wants to love me an icy, judgmental look, while my pen jumps over the paper in quick, resilient accusations that overtake each other and hit your inner soul edifice so you become as weak as I and my underpaid employees. In me, in my language actions, the struggle of vulnerability against cynicism degenerates into inquisition. Where are your preambles when you speak? Where are your papers? May I see your papers? Sometimes I jump out of my red robe and run after you. I force you to the ground and shout: Cynic! Cynicism is barking at other people. Cynicism is offering oneself to bark. Cynicism is degrading oneself. Phenomena like the internet have pushed the nervous wrecks back and made sensitive people sicker than we deserve, but we get up with glowing eyes. [Thx to Ricky Gervais for being the inspiration for this. :-)]

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.