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Interview: Helga Baunsbaun

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Helga Baunsbaun, you have worked in the straw business throughout your life.

“Yes.”

And is it true that men should have seen each other’s penises in order to become real friends?

“Yes.”

How?

“It mustn’t be at the same time, but it is important to remove the pants.”

Why?

“Otherwise, the possibilities of seeing the penis are quite limited.”

That makes sense.

“Thanks.”

And as an older person, your interest in penis theories has decreased and now you’re standing near homeless street vendors and hand out brochures about schizophrenia, that you’ve written to those who does not give money.

“Yes.”

How does it affect the homeless people that you overtly blame those who decline to give money?

“They think it’s deeply misplaced, they run after me and pull my hair, but then I hand them another brochure and then we become friends again.”

What is it about?

“Fish.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.