“The Lego brick and Brother Tuck.”
The Lego Brick and Brother Tuck are your favorite animals, huh?
“My favorite animals are Sesame Street and a bow.”
But the things you mention aren’t animals. Please try again. You have made a simple error of categorization. You must select two animals from the category of animals.
“But I answered symbolically.”
You answered symbolically. OK. Then I ask symbolically: What is interesting and has the same color as broken glass and is 100 years old?
“The city of Rome?”
That was a very comprehensive response. The metropolitan area of Rome contains everything you can imagine. Imagine that you could name all things throughout Rome.
“The city of Rome. Easy enough.”
You are skilled. You are kind. It’s incredible.
(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)