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John Easy Explains: The Delight of A Wonderful Person

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Easy, what’s so wonderful about an asshole, I mean … Isn’t it a meaningless pleonasm to describe the delight of a person who is already super nice, unique, wonderful, hardworking, in short: wonderful?
“It’s praiseworthy and laudable of me that I move forward in very small steps towards a description of an exaggerated and all-inclusive praise that is actually just as foolish as a judgment.”
Are you making fun of me?
“I’m just making a kind of a joke.”
It was funny, but would you like to answer my question?
“Oh yes. It’s not a meaningless pleonasm because Raffen Rubenfelt.”
What nonsense.
“Why?”
Because Arlo Sand. You can’t say that.
“Why not?”
Because a name is not an argument.
“Do you know Schrøder Bitten?”
I know Fido Mansur and Leila.
“The two microbes?”
No, the two giants.
“Giants can answer for themselves.”
What?
“With their giant mouths.”
Then and there!
“It’s their business, the business of the giants.”
And then they came to a river.
“And they caught a fish.”
John Easy, I’m the type of interviewer who knows that in an interview …
“In an interview …?”
In an interview there should be room to move away from the topic.
“Definitely.”
In sheer relaxation. Yes, there are those who would argue that it is in such situations that the unexpected can happen, the unexpected which makes all the difference.
“Yes.”
But what did the two


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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.