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Juice of Grated Heather Served at a Gala

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At a gala last night in the Productivity Commission, a delicious juice of grated heather was served, which caused the eyebrows to rise and the teeth to feel rough, especially in the lower mouth. When the nausea had subsided and the appetizer, a mousse of hips, had been served, Else Andersen raised her fork and gently tapped her glass as a sign that a speech was necessary: “It’s basically wrong to earn money taking care of the sick. It’s a task for the community. More competition does not give greater productivity but stress. The Productivity Commission should be professional and not political.”
The President of the Commission was astounded: “Is there a Second Newspaper employee present? Firstly, heather-juice then hip-mousse and now these revelations!?”

Interpretation 1: The article focuses on a societal issue and is therefore satirical.

Jabberwocky
Is therefore essential.
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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.