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Lighthouse with Cream Cleaned, with The Exception of Candlestick


The Other Newspaper learns that the lighthouse which was filled with cream on thursday is now completely cleaned, with the exception of the candlestick in the window just when you enter.

“This candlestick should be a memorial of the time when the lighthouse served as a cream lighthouse. The cream should be allowed to stay in the hole where one would otherwise put a candle into the candlestick. No one should be allowed to move the cream nor pour it into a cream jug. Every day fresh cream must be filled into the candlestick. If the candlestick disappears, it must be replaced by a new one and if the old cream is found it should be poured in. If the lighthouse disappears, the cream must be poured into the candlestick first. If these rules blow away, they must be put in the windowsill under a small dice of frozen cream that holds them in place. The candlestick must not be equipped with small shoulders.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.