The skier Pliper Doof holds up a key.
“That’s my souvenir.”
What is it?
“It’s a small key. I lived in a house made of keys.”
How aaaawesome! Just imagine: Not only was Pliper Doof lost, but he lived in a house made of keys.
(Applause)
“This key was the lever for the toilet. I took it as a souvenir.”
But then other missing skiers are not able to pull out when they are on the toilet.
“Oh yes. I built a new lever and put it in.”
Gooood boy! (Pads Pliper Doof on the head.)