This is advice that deals with situations and starts with ‘when’ this, that and the other. The most touching part is when the dentist discovers that it’s actually a self-help book he’s writing. Then he walks into the garden and hides under a huge brooch. Two pages later, he is back again, with some noise, and now writes the well-written chapter about starlings and what they’re up to. I loved the book from the first page and will definitely follow the sumptuous advice. I wonder if a smile will flicker across my face the next time I look up at the starry sky?
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)