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Man Buys Facebook with His Body Language

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Hi Mark Zuckerberg,

I’m buying Facebook with my body language. Buying Facebook with my body language. Let me tell you a little bit about language before moving on to something as sublime as body language and, even more sublime, my body language. The simplest way we can speak is pffft [+ music]. Whistling with mouth on top of music. Together with someone we know really well. It is known to all married couples. Friends don’t know this very well. Facebook friends don’t know it at all, because Facebook friends don’t whistle on top of music. Music is pop music. This is often the case in the world. American well-produced shit. By whistling atop a piece of pop music pffft [+ music] we can communicate what an autumn evening consists of besides darkness. We can symbolize things by whistling on top of the music. And now everyone who sees this knows me and my image and nobody knows you. This means, I buy Facebook with my body language by turning on the music and whistling a bit on top. I translate my body language into annoying whistling on top of effeminate music.

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.