The mystery of what happy senior citizens tumbling over each other on cornflakes box photos are actually laughing of did not come closer to a clarification because it is always cold on all beaches all over the earth forever. Well no. That is factually incorrect. But it is not factually incorrect that this is a turnip.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)