Moss is the most faithful animal we know. We can establish this as a fact, because all adjectives, as everyone knows, corresponds to an animal. Carrots are lively, lichen is gifted and the redcurrants are hooked.
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(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)