“Me stupid!” Tom Cruise gets a hysterical fit of laughter over his uncertain English when Othernewspaper.com meets him in front of Brogade School on Nøddevænget. “Therefore me starts in the first class. Because me stupid!” Tom Cruise laughs again. A mother who comes along with her baby and instantly recognizes the Hollywood star breaks into a smile that gets 20 sheep to come into the school yard. She saves the situation by holding a huge X against the sun. Tom Cruise laughs disarmingly and takes off one shoe. “You have flour?”, he asks the young woman. “I like to put flour in shoes. Hahaha! I put flour in shoes.“ The woman catches the hint and put Tom Cruise into a beautiful purple box. “Now me live in a box” laughs Tom Cruise from the box.
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(The articles at The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)