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New Bikes Are Actually Old


The researcher Evian Entwistle who has attended schools for many years and afterwards done research for x years, now stands forward with his first theory, namely that even new bicycles that are exhibited at the bicycle dealer are actually old.

“You can see it on the paint on the frame.”

There is a picture of you in the paint on the frame.

“Is that true?”

It seems a little strange.

“I agree. How are you?”

Excellent, thank you. Fine. I just think it’s weird. That’s all.

“You think it’s strange that I seek you out, a journalist, introduce you to the bike theory and invite you to come to a bike shop with me so that I show you that the theory actually works and then there is a photograph of me in the middle of the evidence.”


“May I ask you a question?”


“What do you think is the second most strange thing about the things I mentioned?”

That I’m a journalist.

“What’s strange about that?”

I would rather have been a baker.

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.