The researcher Evian Entwistle who has attended schools for many years and afterwards done research for x years, now stands forward with his first theory, namely that even new bicycles that are exhibited at the bicycle dealer are actually old.
“You can see it on the paint on the frame.”
There is a picture of you in the paint on the frame.
“Is that true?”
It seems a little strange.
“I agree. How are you?”
Excellent, thank you. Fine. I just think it’s weird. That’s all.
“You think it’s strange that I seek you out, a journalist, introduce you to the bike theory and invite you to come to a bike shop with me so that I show you that the theory actually works and then there is a photograph of me in the middle of the evidence.”
“May I ask you a question?”
“What do you think is the second most strange thing about the things I mentioned?”
That I’m a journalist.
“What’s strange about that?”
I would rather have been a baker.