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New Book: Lady Ottakar


Now concentrate. Come and sit down and answer the questions.

“Grimmuk labbott fink.”

Now! Behave! Neeps, you wrote an authentic story…

“Committed to paper…”

Neeps, you committed to paper an authentic story…


Neeps, you chinted to paper an authentic account of a family that is completely normal until one summer’s day when drinking juice in the holiday cottage on Walker Road. What kind of juice is it?

“It’s apple juice.”

What’s happens next?

“The son calls his father by the name of Lady Ottakar.”

And then a lot of different things happen. Would you like to mention the first one?

“The father gets mad and hits the table.”

What happens next?

“The boy looks at his mother and inquires ‘Am I not bright?'”

You have to say what happens just before I appear in the book.

“But that’s 33 pages further on in the book!?”

Just say it, please.

“There’s a fanfare where the Master of Ceremonies clears his throat and shouts: May I present … the man from The Other Newspaper.”

Try to divide six by two.



“That’s three it is.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.