I have to admit that several unpleasant things took place in my life while I had this book for review. First I found a hole in my cola bottle that I was just drinking from. Then there was a hole in my lawn as a result of a comet impact. I had to cling to the book despite its goofy title. While this happened to my bottle and my lawn and while they were patched and repaired by various professionals around me, I continued to read. I was not disappointed. I felt exhilarated and happy. I will give it six cheese sandwiches.