In Greenland, they have 21 different words for snow. In Sumatra, they have an entire language for describing the climate in a mouth, i.e. the language you can expect to come out of the mouth. The word normal doesn’t exist in cau, which is the name of the language, so it is not possible to say that a person utters only commonplaces.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)