One morning Jackie saw her husband glide down the stairs in the east wing in a sliding and accommodating manner.
“It’s not right to say that he invented the escalator, because it was already invented. He invented a stair that plowed the other stairs off and then was saturated with milk.”
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)