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New Knowledge: John F. Kennedy Almost Invented The Escalator

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One morning Jackie saw her husband glide down the stairs in the east wing in a sliding and accommodating manner.

“It’s not right to say that he invented the escalator, because it was already invented. He invented a stair that plowed the other stairs off and then was saturated with milk.”






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