First it was foreigners who were the ones to suffer because of the word “integration”. They were told, in a very fine academic way, that they should be exactly like us. Now the turn has come to others.
“Others can be a tough one to swallow. The most annoying thing about others is that they can never remember where they left things.”
This is how Lighthouse Keeper Bang puts it. Switzerland Camomile disagrees, but as he starts to speak, a small button falls out of his mouth.
“The only thing we know for sure is that somewhere in the universe, for every human being, there is an escape artist with white hair who lives in a comfortable guest house.”
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)