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Peeing tiger solves ancient riddle


Do you know the feeling that someone is watching you? A kind of sixth sense. Researchers in the United States and a peeing tiger have just confirmed the feeling and determined that someone is watching you and, further, that this person is Allan from the headland. When The Other Newspaper arrives, Allan is just standing there, staring in front of him. The reporter gets a lump in his throat, as if everything has already been said. Is Allan pleading with us to just drink our coffee and say thank you and leave? “I do not really have much to say. I’ve seen most of it. Most of it.” On the way back to the car, we stumble in a sprinkler. “Did you see his eyes. He was so sad.” “He’ll get over it.” “How do you know?” “I am, with all due respect, more experienced in life than you are.” “But you speak Spanish with yourself.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.