Do you know the feeling that someone is watching you? A kind of sixth sense. Researchers in the United States and a peeing tiger have just confirmed the feeling and determined that someone is watching you and, further, that this person is Allan from the headland. When The Other Newspaper arrives, Allan is just standing there, staring in front of him. The reporter gets a lump in his throat, as if everything has already been said. Is Allan pleading with us to just drink our coffee and say thank you and leave? “I do not really have much to say. I’ve seen most of it. Most of it.” On the way back to the car, we stumble in a sprinkler. “Did you see his eyes. He was so sad.” “He’ll get over it.” “How do you know?” “I am, with all due respect, more experienced in life than you are.” “But you speak Spanish with yourself.”