A philosopher who, according to what she says, has invented a “warm social network” that can compete with “cold social networks like Twitter and Facebook” was Thursday just about to outline the principal lines of her ideas to The Other Newspaper when her chair, without her noticing it, blew backwards and she sat down in the air and then on the grass. Then she rolled down the hill. At the foot of the hill was a discarded oil-fired burner.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)