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“Speed. Velocity. Isn’t it strange, Mr. Teaching Assistant? Speed is actually composed of distance per time, so isn’t it strange that we’re not using a compound word for speed?”

“I think it’s even stranger that in Denmark they use the word ‘fart’.”

The end of the physics lecture at the university is drawing near. Books are packed in huge school bags with a small computer on top to add a bit of flavor. Professor Entwistle greets The Other Newspaper‘s employee.

“It’s a small honor. But therefore it’s still a big honor. I don’t usually experience a lot of honor. For example, I have just been to the hairdresser.”

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Morten Hjerl-Hansen (born 15. June 1973) is a danish blogger born in Copenhagen, Denmark, Europe. I lived for the first 19 years of my life in a liberal-minded, literary and academic home in North Zealand. My mother is a psychiatrist and my father is a chemical engineer. I have two siblings. Throughout childhood, "I invented near-useless things almost every day" and told my siblings "fairy tales" where they themselves were the protagonists. In 1986, I visited Houston in the United States with my family on a stay that spanned three and a half months. I started programming in 1986 and made approx. 20 major projects until I "lost the ability" in 2018. Student from N. Zahles High School 1992. Ry College 1993. Read theology 1993-1994 in Aarhus. Read philosophy 1995-2000 in Linköping, Lund and Copenhagen. Worked as Java programmer 2000 and 2001. Participated in numerous poetry readings in Copenhagen 2002-2007. Got a psychosis in 2007 "which took about 10 years to recover". Married to Else Andersen in 2010 and resides in Asnaes, Denmark. Father in 2014. Has written The Other Newspaper daily in Danish and English daily since 2013.