A furious plum had a furious day on Thursday. First, it was called a drupe in 7-Eleven and then it was almost caught by a man who was hoovering “near the fruit bowl.” It called The Plum Protectors from its friend, the orange’s, cell phone, and had to bike directly to Djantor without considering roads and trails. On the trip, it met a nice lady who was walking with a pair of skates.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)