Now I’m a journalist and I can see; see that it doesn’t work. It simply doesn’t.
“But this isn’t a work of art. It may well be that I am a work. But in that sense everyone is a work. Of God. And I certainly do not hope that the bit with the four personalities leaps to the eye. ”
Well it does. Leap to the eye. The bit with the four personalities.
“But the truth is that we are not always the same.”
Well, nothing hurts like the truth. You are a politician and you have to suggest a way to change things. You should not make an identity artwork. I simply won’t be your spin doctor.
“You always say that. And then you ask me afterwards whether I want to be your spin doctor. ”
Would you like to be my spin doctor?
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)