A man woke up and, after a special memory exercise and after eating breakfast and brushing his teeth he was able to remember that he had heard at least one word with the letter r and that something resembling a splinter, but probably not a splinter, fell to the floor. The latter was not true. There had not fallen anything that resembled splinters to the floor. But a splinter had, strangely enough, fallen up from the floor and onto a table.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)