Torbine had a festive home the day she married her fingers. The mayor gave a beautiful speech. On the floor were two nails. The rest of the house was beautifully decorated.
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(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)