“The rainforest feels better.”
Allan Wind is a specialist in mixed receptions and has blown with the wind to South America.
“I am absolutely tempted to remove this key ring from my pocket and fan it in front of your face.”
The Other Newspaper’s employee tilts his head. Then Allan Wind hides as fast as he can behind a tree.
(Most articles on The Other Newspaper are fictitious. The purpose of The Other Newspaper is to give the public a new, disturbing and humorous reflection of the way we consume news on traditional media and posts on the social media that make the recipient question whether the world needs to change and whether one can live online.)